

a teenager is a person who cant remember to walk the
dog but never forgets a phone number, a weight
watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars
before breakfast, a youngster who receives her
allowance on monday & spends it by tuesday and
borrows it from her best friend on wednesday
someone who can hear her favorite singer three blocks
away, but not her mother calling from the next room,
a whiz who can operate the latest computer without a
lesson but cant make a bed. a student who spends
twelve minutes studying history and twelve hours
studying for her drivers license, an enthusiast who has
the energy to bike four kilometers, but is usually too
tired to dry the dishes, a young woman who loves the
cat & tolerates her brother, a romantic who never falls in
love more than once a week, a budding beauty who
never smiles until her braces come off, a boy who can
sleep til noon on any saturday he suspects the lawn
needs mowing & an original thinker who is positive
that their mother was never a teenager <3