14 things to do in an elevator

o1 ] When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
o2 ] Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
o3 ] Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
o4 ] Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream 'that's mine'.
o5 ] Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
o6 ] Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
o7 ] Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
o8 ] Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
o9 ] Ask, 'Did you feel that?'
1o ] Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
11 ] When the doors close, announce to the others, 'It's okay, don't panic, they open again.'
12 ] Call out 'group hug', and then enforce it.
13 ] Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
14 ] Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.